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Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions first

  1. Bellatrix/Voldemort
  2. Draco/Luna
  3. Rodolphus/Rabastan
  4. John/Abigail
  5. Gaia/Sukhvinder

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?
Not really? I think it might have been one of Sukhvinder's chapters - I believe the moment she said that Gaia could hang out with anyone else in the school but chose her was a big thing for me... but really, it was more that the more I thought back about the book, the more I liked them :3

2. Have you ever read a fan fiction about 2?
HahahaYES.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?
I have one John/Abigail icon ('tis not very good though :(), but nothing else. I normally just use my little picture of the constellation Orion for profile pictures or whatever...

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Hardly surprised, what with Rodolphus's crippling guilt over, you know, the incest thing. But I'd expect them to be back together soon ;)

5. Why is 1 so important?
You don't even want to get me started on this one. Seriously. You don't. (just go back through my journal and find like fifty posts about them, oh my Lord)

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Serious, what with the adultery and the FUCKING WITCH TRIALS.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
Bellamort, hands down. OH MY GOD THE SCENE IN THE ATRIUM AT THE END OF OOTP IS STILL THE HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD. FUCK ALL THE PORN EVER.

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
Gaia/Sukhvinder.  They are best friends, after all :D

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?
A  gazillionmillionbillion.  I've read PS alone more than twenty times, and PoA, OotP and HBP even more than that (and that's not even getting into the movies...)

10. Which ship lasted the longest?
Bellamort, if we count the thirteen years she spent in Azkaban (ostensibly pining after him and licking her Dark Mark if the movie is to be believed)

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?
NEVER :D (granted, they were never canon, so... but I don't imagine them ever breaking up; their love is pure)

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?
Probably 1 - Rodolphus and Rabastan are capable Death Eaters, but Voldemort probably CAUSED the zombie apocalypse, so he and Bellatrix would have an upper hand.  (Actually, though, I think the pairing most likely to survive an apocalypse of any sort would be John/Abigail.  After all, all the other pairings are city people - John's a fucking HOMESTEADER (kind of) and Abigail lived through her parents' death, and they both have experience with awful weather conditions and no one being able to help them.  They could totally survive an apocalypse.  Also, now I want fic about this; curse the Crucible fandom for being like two people large)

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
YUP.  On account of John being married and all - they hid it really well until John stormed in being all like "I HAVE KNOWN HER!!"

14. Is 5 still together?
YES THEY ARE LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU TELLING ME OTHERWISE

15. Is 1 canon?
Unrequited Bellamort is canon :D

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Bellatrix and Voldemort.  Again, John and Abigail would have an advantage in survival, but I don't think even Abigail could commit cold-blooded murder like Bellatrix and Voldemort would without a second thought.

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Fats Wall, that fucker.  (Granted, I don't imagine he realized that was what he was doing...)

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
All of them, of course, but particularly Bellamort.  Don't you say a word against Bellamort.

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
3 does not have a tumblr page.  3 does not even have a tumblr tag.  3 barely has a single page in the ff.net archives.  Fuck my rare pair shipping ways.

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
John/Abigail, since Arthur Miller already sank them in canon.  *Nods*
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